also known as KSham




Is there anything more exciting than getting new bras and underwear

Having someone to take them off

You win this time

(via kayleyhyde)

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*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

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The Lizzie Bennet Diaries + text posts

(via bennetdiaries)

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i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

(via oohlookakitty)

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The comic I made Alice :)

I love it.



The comic I made Alice :)

I love it.

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if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

(via bryarly)

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This is the coolest thing anyone has ever done for me!

(via pemberleyintern)

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It’s not a big deal that you gained weight. Honestly, in the big picture, who cares? Did you live life the way you wanted to? Did you have fun? Did you find people you love? Did you learn lots of interesting things? That’s probably what you’re gonna care about when you’re at your death bed, not about the fact that you “gained weight” when you were 21.

- My 18 year old brother, when i was freaking out about my recovery weight gain.  (via thephilyptian)

(via the-madness-underneath)

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DFTBA now uses higher quality shirts and will stocks XS to XXXL standard on every shirt we sell. 

Available in XS to XXXL for only $20!

Order the Cute But Deadly Puppy Otis t-shirt now!


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Telltale: Here's this character.

Telltale: They can die, or you can save them.

Telltale: I see you saved them...

Telltale: They die anyway!


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