348,703 notes source @ ebbievebber
*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
793,197 notes source @ chelseyhale98
785 notes source @ the-art-of-fangirling
501,131 notes source @ partybarackisinthehousetonight
35 notes source @ ewanthebold
if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.
34,550 notes source @ sergeantjerkbarnes
This is the coolest thing anyone has ever done for me!
453 notes source @ captainpcarter
It’s not a big deal that you gained weight. Honestly, in the big picture, who cares? Did you live life the way you wanted to? Did you have fun? Did you find people you love? Did you learn lots of interesting things? That’s probably what you’re gonna care about when you’re at your death bed, not about the fact that you “gained weight” when you were 21.
7,050 notes source @ thephilyptian
1,369 notes source @ thefrogman
Telltale: Here's this character.
Telltale: They can die, or you can save them.
Telltale: I see you saved them...
Telltale: They die anyway!
617 notes source @ katerynthegrand